“Because ‘trust the government’ isn’t a security policy. Wear the warning label they forgot to print.”
A few alternates in the same voice:
• “If they read your hat, they’re already nervous.”
• “The only warning label your government will never approve.”
• “For people who lock their doors—and guard their rights.”
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
