This If Corruption Was an Olympic Sport T-shirt is for people who watch the news and feel like they're seeing a medal round.
The line plays it like a joke, but it lands like a scoreboard for everything that's broken.
Soft, midweight unisex long-sleeve tee that's comfortable for long protest days, late‑night hearings, and binge‑watching scandals.
The long sleeves make it perfect for chill protest days and over‑air‑conditioned hearing rooms.
Printed on demand so we're not adding waste while we call out waste and abuse in government.
Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low and the print stays sharp through every new "event."
DETAILS:
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
PRODUCTION:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
SIZE GUIDE:
| |
SHIRT LENGTH (inches) |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST TO FIT (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
25 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
26 ¼ |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
26 ⅞ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
27 ½ |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
28 ⅛ |
| |
SHIRT LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST TO FIT (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
65 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
66.6 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
68.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
69.9 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
71.4 |
