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If Corruption Was an Olympic Sport – Unisex Hoodie
If Corruption Was an Olympic Sport – Unisex Hoodie
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This If Corruption Was an Olympic Sport hoodie is for people who watch the news and feel like they're seeing a medal round.
The line plays it like a joke, but it lands like a scoreboard for everything that's broken.
Cozy with a relaxed unisex fit that keeps you warm while the scandals keep coming.
Wear it when another investigation disappears, when a donor gets their wish, or whenever someone shrugs and says "that's politics."
Printed on demand so we're not adding waste while we call out waste and abuse in government.
Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low and the print stays sharp through every new "event."
DETAILS:
• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Heather colors are 60% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.4 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua or the US
PRODUCTION:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
SIZE GUIDE:
| CHEST TO FIT (inches) | BODY LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 34-37 | 27 | 19 ¼ |
| M | 38-41 | 28 | 21 ¼ |
| L | 42-45 | 29 | 23 ¼ |
| XL | 46-49 | 30 | 25 ¼ |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 31 | 27 ¼ |
| CHEST TO FIT (cm) | BODY LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 86.4-94 | 68.6 | 48.9 |
| M | 96.5-104.1 | 71.1 | 54 |
| L | 106.7-114.3 | 73.7 | 59 |
| XL | 116.8-124.5 | 76.2 | 64.1 |
| 2XL | 127-134.6 | 78.7 | 69.2 |
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