This If Corruption Was an Olympic Sport shirt is for people who watch the news and feel like they're seeing a medal round.
The line plays it like a joke, but it lands like a scoreboard for everything that's broken.
Soft, midweight unisex tee that's comfortable for long protest days, late‑night hearings, and binge‑watching scandals.
Wear it when another investigation disappears, when a donor gets their wish, or whenever someone shrugs and says "that's politics."
Printed on demand so we're not adding waste while we call out waste and abuse in government.
Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low and the print stays sharp through every new "event."
DETAILS:
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Dark Grey Heather is 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Guatemala, or the US
PRODUCTION:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
BODY LENGTH (inches) |
BODY WIDTH (inches) |
| XS |
26 ¾ |
16 ½ |
| S |
27 ¾ |
18 |
| M |
28 ¾ |
20 |
| L |
29 ¾ |
22 |
| XL |
30 ¾ |
24 |
| 2XL |
31 ¾ |
26 |
| |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
BODY WIDTH (cm) |
| XS |
68 |
42 |
| S |
70.5 |
45.7 |
| M |
73 |
50.8 |
| L |
75.6 |
55.9 |
| XL |
78.1 |
61 |
| 2XL |
80.7 |
66 |
