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Do Not Talk to the Police, ever.

Do Not Talk to the Police, ever.

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People buy this shirt because it says what they’re thinking out loud, turning quiet suspicion of authority into a bold, wearable statement. It signals “I know my rights” energy and instantly connects them with others who value privacy, boundaries, and pushing back against overreach. The design feels like luxury streetwear and protest art had a baby, so they get both a conversation starter and a premium-looking piece they’re proud to post on social.

This unisex tee has a classic v-neck cut and fits like a well-loved favorite.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Dark Grey Heather is 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Guatemala, or the US
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